What Trickery Is This?
What Trickery Is This?
Sam Cheever
Electric Prose Publications
Copyright © 2022 by Sam Cheever
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Contents
The Lares Must Her Instincts Trust
Stay in Touch
1. The World Implodes, a Trickster’s Aim
2. Reality a Sucker’s Game
3. What’s Up is Down and Down is Up
4. A Lares Must Her Dignity Shuck
5. When Demons Call to Offer Aid
6. The Price in Blood is Surely Paid
7. An Unplanned Trip, A Witch’s Ploy
8. The Trickster’s Jest Will Give No Joy
9. Through Weariness and Desperate Times
10. A Rabid Royal Will Cross the Line
11. The Jester’s Evil at the Helm
12. A Human Cop is Overwhelmed
13. A Terrible Wrong, a Fairy’s Plight
14. Friend or Foe? Trust doth Take Flight
15. A Child is Born? The Prankster’s Will
16. Loss of Control A Bitter Pill
17. The Demon’s Lair A Deadly Goal
18. Terror Digs The Deepest Hole
19. The Warden’s Pow’r A Fool Doth Thwart
20. The Queen, her Subjects’ Lives Abort
21. A Worm A Worm A Worm For You
22. The Search Alas Has Spawned Anew
23. Come Fang, Come Claw, and Deadly Beak
24. The Lares’ Future May Seem Bleak
25. All Things Are Right. All Things Are Good. Just Give the Pixie a Little Blood
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Valerie Irwin
One of the great things about midlife is having the experience and knowledge that comes from decades of navigating jerks and mansplainers. Unfortunately, I had nothing in my repertoire to help me deal with a true Trickster.
Amid magical mushrooms, ghosts popping up in unexpected places, dangerous predators, strange pregnancies, barking cats, meowing dogs, and an endless array of other weirdness, I’m facing a foe unlike any I’ve encountered before as Lares of Rome. My new enemy is determined to destroy my dominion, and he doesn’t care who he takes out in the effort.
He probably doesn’t realize it yet, but he’s in for a shipload of a battle. It’s going to take the combined effort of an entire town and all of my council and allies, but I have no intention of giving my people over to the type of madness the Trickster generates.
The Lares Must Her Instincts Trust
A Trickster’s wiles for men are dire, the world they know is under fire, should the guardian hope to rule the day, the Prankster’s game she must not play, When up is down and down is up, the Lares must her instincts trust,
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The World Implodes, a Trickster’s Aim
Reality a Sucker’s Game
What’s Up is Down and Down is Up
A Lares Must Her Dignity Shuck
When Demons Call to Offer Aid
The Price in Blood is Surely Paid
An Unplanned Trip, A Witch’s Ploy
The Trickster’s Jest Will Give No Joy
Through Weariness and Desperate Times
A Rabid Royal Will Cross the Line
The Jester’s Evil at the Helm
A Human Cop is Overwhelmed
A Terrible Wrong, a Fairy’s Plight
Friend or Foe? Trust doth Take Flight
A Child is Born? The Prankster’s Will
Loss of Control A Bitter Pill
The Demon’s Lair A Deadly Goal
Terror Digs The Deepest Hole
The Warden’s Pow’r A Fool Doth Thwart
The Queen her Subjects’ Lives Abort
A Worm A Worm A Worm For You
The Search Alas Has Spawned Anew
Come Fang, Come Claw, and Deadly Beak
The Lares’ Future May Seem Bleak
All Things Are Right. All Things Are Good. Just Give the Pixie a Little Blood.
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1
The World Implodes, a Trickster’s Aim
“If that bell rings one more time….”
Gong!
“Goddess in a girdle!” I yelled to no one in particular. “Please make it stop!”
Gong!
“Aggy?”
I spun on my heel, spearing the intruder with what had to be a slightly crazy look. My straight black hair was probably standing up on end from me constantly running my fingers through it. My clothes were rumpled and stained with a hurriedly consumed breakfast of coffee and a donut. My breath smelled like the back end of a goat.
Wanda, my sixteen-year-old ward and the magical historian on my council, stared at me through eyes that were so brown they looked black, her lips twitching. “Bad day?” she asked, her eyes sparkling with humor.
I closed my eyes and pulled air into my lungs, fighting for calm.
Gong!
Control flew away on gossamer wings, dumping me into the pits of despair. “I’m losing my mind. How can there be so many crises in one day?”
Wanda’s humor softened a bit, her gaze skimming guiltily away.
I narrowed my eyes on her. “What?”
She skimmed a lock of shoulder-length dark hair off her cheek and stared at her shoes, which were black high-tops and looked really cute with the short black skirt and black blouse she was wearing. Since coming to live with me, the teen had upped her fashion game…reluctantly at first…and she was finally showing signs of enjoying the shopping thing. Though she still bought everything in black.
At my nosy insistence, the teen’s shopping sprees were courtesy of her father the demon, who had more money than the goddess herself and owed Wanda at least that since leaving her trapped inside a Groundhog Day spell for years when he could have saved her.
Long story.
“Talk to me,” I told Wanda. “Why are you having trouble meeting my gaze?”
Contrary to the end, the teen lifted her eyes and glared at me. “I am not.”
I arched my brows, hands on hips, and she sighed.
“Why do you always assume I’ve done something wrong?”
I bit back an angry retort. I didn’t assume…well…not always. It was just that she usually looked so guilty when she told me stuff.
Or maybe it was embarrassment. I wasn’t very good at recognizing the difference. I could handle most adults, but teens were a whole other species. Like Wanda, I was working on finding a clear path through our new living situation. Unused to kids in general and a new roomie in particular, I knew I was messing up right and left. I walked over and tipped up her chin, looking into her cute and stormy face. “I’m sorry. You’re r
ight. I shouldn’t assume things. I’m a little frazzled because the town has gone crazy, and this job is going to put me into an early grave.”
The teen relented, her expression softening to regret. To my shock, she wrapped her skinny arms around my waist and let me hug her. “I’m sorry.”
“Why are you sorry?” I asked, crushing her to me and feeling like the worst kind of monster for making her sad.
“Because I need to give you another problem.”
I pulled back, trying to keep my expression neutral. “What’s happened?”
She winced. “I think you need to see it to believe it.”
We stared at each other for another beat and then I nodded, wishing I could flee to the woods for some feral screaming therapy. “Okay, then. Lead the way.”
It took us an hour to get where we were going. It wasn’t that the distance was far. It wasn’t. But, along the way, I had to stop the car two times to deal with problems.
My neighbor across the street was screaming bloody murder as I pulled out of my drive. The woman was in her late seventies and I hadn’t even known she could vocalize that loudly. Her shrieks had brought the neighbors from all around out of their houses, but nobody had gone near her.
From the flailing of pale limbs near the top of a big oak, I deduced that she had somehow climbed the tree. A small orange and black cat sat on the ground, looking up at the woman as if she’d lost her mind.
After watching my neighbor’s hysterical antics in the tree, I couldn’t disagree with the tiny feline.
I stopped my ancient Range Rover on the shoulder in front of her house and climbed out, hailing the first person I saw to explain what I was seeing.
The man, who claimed he lived in the small ranch next door, motioned toward the woman and shook his head. “Nobody knows what’s going on with her. She’s been caterwauling like that for twenty minutes. She’s delusional.”
Standing beside him, an attractive woman with long, light-brown hair and a jam-painted toddler on her hip nodded in agreement. “She’s screaming at poor Rufus, throwing sticks at him.”
“Rufus?” Wanda asked, joining the group.
The man nodded, running a calloused hand through a thick mop of dirty blond hair. “Her cat.” The man pointed toward the tiny feline.
“She’s afraid of that little cat?” I asked, surprise threading my voice.
“She thinks he’s a tiger,” the woman said, frowning slightly. “I’m afraid she’ll hurt him.”
“Does she have a history of mental illness?” I asked. I hadn’t lived on the street long enough to know everybody’s history, but I had spoken to the elderly woman a few times and she’d seemed perfectly fine to me.
The woman with the toddler shrugged. “I don’t think so. She usually seems very normal.”
I walked over to the tree and looked up through the densely leafed limbs. “Mrs. Twimblee, it’s Aggy from across the street. I’m the one who’s renovating the old church,” I reminded her. “Can you tell me what’s wrong?”
The woman pointed a bent finger toward the tiny cat. “Get away from him!” she shrieked. “Tigers eat people.”
I walked over and scooped up the little cat. Rufus rubbed his face under my chin, purring like a champ. “Look, Mrs. Twimblee, he’s fine. He’s just your sweet little cat.”
A stick flew out of the tree and whacked me on the forehead. “Witch!”
I walked back to the young couple from next door, bringing poor Rufus with me. “I’ll call the fire department to get Mrs. Twimblee out of the tree. She’ll need to be admitted to the hospital for treatment. Maybe she has Meningitis or something that’s affecting her thought processes.”
“Somethin’s surely messin’ with her mind,” the man agreed.
I nodded. “Do you know if she has family? Someone will need to take care of Rufus until she’s back on her feet.”
The young woman shook her head. “No family that I know of. But Gregory and I will keep him for her. He’s a sweet little kitty.”
“You wouldn’t mind?” Relief slid through me.
“’Course not,” Gregory said, taking the cat from me. “We’ll keep him safe until Mrs. Twimblee’s better.”
“Thanks for helping. You’re good neighbors.” I walked back to the car, leaving Wanda to play in the grass with the toddler, an adorable little girl with blonde hair and bright blue eyes, and the kitten. I called Chief Davis Marshal, Rome’s head cop, and told him the problem. He sounded harried but assured me he’d get someone to Mrs. Twimblee’s house as soon as possible.
Wanda and I left once the fire truck arrived. We managed to make it two whole miles up the road before we had to stop again. A woman stood in the middle of the gravel road leading into Rome. She was staring down at her stomach, her hands flattened against a rounded belly. I climbed out of the car and walked over, calling out to her as I approached. “Is everything all right?”
The woman didn’t seem to hear me.
“Miss?” I reached out and touched her arm. She slowly lifted her gaze to mine, a look of pure wonder in her expression. “Are you all right?”
She rubbed a hand over her belly as I’d seen many pregnant women do. “How did this happen?” she asked me.
Behind me, Wanda snorted. I flapped a hand to shush her.
“How did what happen?” I asked, wanting to make sure I understood what she was asking.
She looked back down to her belly, her hands sliding over the obvious bump. “I can’t be pregnant.”
Ah, denial. She was simply in shock. Though it looked as if she was at least four or five months along. It seemed kind of late to have just noticed. “Have you talked to the father about it?”
She shook her head. “I haven’t even been…” she slid a glance toward Wanda and blushed. “I haven’t been with a man.” She whispered the word “with.”
My hazel eyes went wide. “Are you sure?”
Her head lifted, and she gave me a look.
I flushed with embarrassment. “Sorry. But there’s only one way to get…you know…that way.”
“Maybe it’s a huge tumor,” Wanda said helpfully.
The woman jolted and paled, her eyes going round. “Tumor?”
I caught her as she nearly fainted. “I’m sure it’s not a tumor,” I said, throwing Wanda a look.
The teen shrugged, unconcerned. Wanda was a straightforward kind of person. She didn’t mince words. That could be good. Or it could be very bad. “Have you been to see your doctor?”
“No.” She glanced around, seemingly surprised to find herself in the middle of the road. “I was just going for a walk, and then I found this.” She caressed the bump again. “I should go call her, huh? My doctor?”
“Yes,” I said, relieved. “You should go inside right now and call. I’m sure it will be okay.”
I watched until she entered her house and then climbed back into my car, bumping my forehead against the steering wheel.
Wanda was quiet. I appreciated that she gave me a minute to pull myself together.
“Okay,” I said a minute later. “Where am I going?”
“Are you sure you’re up for this?” she asked, fixing me with a doubtful look.
“I’m good,” I said, knowing it was a lie. “Better than good. Whatever this new problem is you’re about to show me, I’m going to knock it out of the park.”
“Mm-hm,” Wanda said. “I wouldn’t be so sure about that.”
I stood with my mouth hanging open, completely out of my league. The teen standing in front of me stared back, her brown eyes impossibly wide. “Can you get it off me?” she asked hopefully.
My heart broke because I was going to have to disappoint her. I glanced at Wanda. “Can I speak to you for a minute?”
Wanda nodded, gave the girl a supportive smile, and led me out of the room. Closing the bedroom door behind us, I pulled Wanda down the hall so the teen couldn’t hear our conversation. “Before I try to fix this, I need to know if….” r />
“Becca,” she supplied for me again.
The name had just flown right out of my head after casting eyes on her. “Becca, yes. I need to know if she’s one of us.”
Wanda lifted her brows. “One of us?”
“Magical.”
“Ah,” Wanda looked relieved. “Yes. She’s Fae, but she hasn’t come into her magic yet.”
I nodded. “She knows about magic, though?”
“Yes. Do you think you can help her?”
I grimaced. “No. But I was thinking maybe I could send the coven over. They’ve surely got something…” I broke off, turning a doubtful look toward the girl’s closed door. “How did this happen?” I asked Wanda.
She shrugged. “The park has erupted in wizrooms. Maybe it has something to do with that.”
I scrunched my face. “What are wizrooms?”
“Magical mushrooms. They give off a powder at dawn and dusk that hexes anybody it touches. Nasty things. I’m surprised you didn’t get a summons for them.”
Guilt washed through me in a wave. I had gotten a summons. Late last night. I’d been running around dealing with dozens of small problems that I’d thought were unrelated, and I’d believed a bunch of mushrooms could wait.
I rubbed a hand over my face. “My bad. I pushed them to the bottom of a long, long list.” A terrible realization hit me “All of this stuff we’ve been dealing with has probably been related to those stupid wizrooms.”